Tamil Doctor Jokes

Doctor
Patient1: How u say that he is a duplicate doctor?
Patient2: His handwriting is very well da machi...

Weight
Patient- Doctor,saadham saapta weight poduvoma??
Doctor-Illaye,weight potta dhan saadhame saapda mudiyum..!
Patient-Neenga enna solreenga??
Doctor- Naaan,Cooker la podra weight ah sonnen...!!

Super Doctor Joke
Patient: Payanukku kaadhu sariya kaeta maattaengudhu doctor.
Doctor: Enna, payanukku anju naala juram adikkudha?

Doctor Nakkal Joke
Patient: Enna doctor, kaal'la adi patta'darkku kanna checkup panna sollureenga?
Docotor: Kaala chakkadai'la vidum pothu unga kannukku enna aachhu endru paarka vaendama?

Lollu Doctor Joke
Lady: Doctor, en purusan konjam naala thookathula pesuraaru.
Doctor: Neenga avara Pagal'la konjam pesa vitta ellam sariya poiyidum.

Blade Joke
Man1: Ungalukku ulcer'raamae?
Man2: Andha vayitherichala aen kaetkireenga!

Mokkai Doctor Joke
Patient: Operation eppam doctor?
Doctor: Veetla sollittu vandhuteengala?

Silly Patient Joke in Tamil
Doctor: Neenga daily hotel'la saapidu'vadhal dhan ungalukku ulcer vandhu irukku.
Patient: Appam naalaiyil irundhu, veetukku parcel vaangittu poi saappidatta doctor?

Tamil Kadi Doctor Joke
Doctor: Ennadhu, unga kannukku chali pidichiricha?
Patient: Aamaam doctor, naan "cooling" glass pottu irundhaen, adhan.

Tamil Doctor Patient Joke
Patient: Doctor, enakku 3 maasama sariyana irumal.
Doctor: 3 maasama summa'va irundheenga?
Patient: Illa irumikkitu irundhaen.

Doctor Tamil Joke
Patient: Wow!, naan pulaichittaen. En operation success.
Appuram doctor sir, neenga operation'kku munndadi meesai illama irundheenga.

Ippam enna ippadi perusa murukku meesai,
kaluthula stethescope badila rendu kilo thanga chain, kayila vera gadhai?

Doctor Joke
Doctor: Indha doctor tholil'layae vittu'dalam endru paarkiraen.
Friend: Aen, patient yaarum varadhillaya?
Doctor: Illa patient yaarum pulaikka'dhillai.

Nurse Joke in Tamil
Nurse1: Andha patient'kku evvalavu mayakka marundhu koduthaalum mayangavae illai.
Nurse2: Appuram enna panna?
Nurse1: Namma doctor charge bill'a kaamichaen, mayangittaru.

Doctor Patient Tamil Joke
Doctor: Udambukku appam appam vyadhi vara dhan seiyyum.
Adhukku poi aen bayandhu kittu hospital vara maattaen'gireenga...
Patient: Naan bayandhadhu vyadhi'kku illa doctor, ungalukku!

Silly Doctor Joke
Patient: Oosi kuthina valikkadhu endru soneenga doctor, ippadi valikkudhu.
Doctor: Enakku valikkadhu endru sonnaen.

Aruvai Doctor Joke
Avar aen kannai katti kondu inippai saapidugiraar?
Doctor dhan avar inippayae paarkka koodadhu endru solli irukkiraaraam.

Funny Tamil Doctor Jokes
Man: Irundhalum neenga adhisthasaali dhan doctor?
Doctor: Edha vachhu sollura?
Man: Ungalukku oru operation'na neenga panna theva illa paarunga!

Oru side mookkula mattum aen podi podugireergal?
Doctor dhan podi poduradha paadhiya korachikka sonnaru.

Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,
neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.
Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?