Crazy Tamil Jokes

Mokkai
Man: naalai malai varumnu news'la sonnaanga kaettiyaa?
Boy: naa kaekkaley avangathaan sonnanga.


IQ School Joke
School'la olunga padikalana poi Madu Mei'nu Solvanga,
Ana Madu Olunga Meiklana Yarum School'ku Ponu Solamatanga.
By Eruma Maadu Mela Irundu Yosipor Sangam


Joke
Santa: indha beerla niram illai.
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...


Mannar Joke
Amaichar: Manna! por vara pokirathu enru ninaikkinren.
Mannan: Eppadi koorukirir amaichare.......?
Amaichar: namathu padai veerarkal anavarum ore nerathil leave ketkirarkal manna.!


Kadi
man1: maattai etharkku police stationukku kooptukittu poringa?
man2: Laadam katta than.


Suriyan
Kizhakke udhikkum suriyan Merkke udhicha epidi irukkum??
-Appavum VERTHU kottum..!!!


Proverb
Teacher-"Eeathai paarthu ilithadham pithalai"-idhulerndhu unakku enna theriyudhu??
Student-Pithalai sirikkum padiya Eeyam edho JOKE adichirukku nu theriyudhu sir..!!!


Munusaamy
Un peru ennapa?
-Munusaamy...
Kuzhandhainga ethanai??
-Moonu saamy..!!


snake
Andha paambukku enna noi yam??
-vera enna,"PUTTRU" noyaam!!


camera
Photography thozhilil munnera avasiyamaanadhu edhu?
Thiramaiya?
Adhirshtama??
Rendume illa!!
CAMERA dhan..!!


Super joke
Thozhiye / Thozhaney
Nee Holfboil Sapidum Azhagai Paarthu
Oru Kavithai Thondrukiradhu
Sollava?
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oru ara vekkadu
innoru ara
vekkattai
saapidukiradhey
eppudi!


Dada Joke in Tamil
Rowdy 1: Police kitta irundhu thappikka pichaikaaran maadiri vesam potta namma dada, aen pichaikaaran'agavae irundittaru?
Rowdy 2: Dada tholila vida pichakaaran tholil'la naraya collection aagudaam.
Thalaivar Thondar Joke
Thondar 1: Irundhalum namma thalaivarukku over nakkal.
Thaondar 2: Enna pannar?
Thondar 1: 'Maram nadum' vilavukku vanduttu, aen chedi nada sollureenga endru kaetkaraaru.
Santa Banta Tamil Comedy
Santa: Jakkaradaya illana vera yaaravadhu namma cheque'la kaiyeluthu pottu, panatha eduthuruvaanga.
Banta: Vera yaarum kaiyeluthu poda kooda enbadarkku than naanae ella cheque layum kai yeluthu pottu vachutten.
Kadhal Joke
Husband: Pakkathu veettu Raju'virkku manaivi'kku theriyama rendu kalla kaadhaligal irukkargalaaam.
Wife: Appadiya! Rendavadhu kalla kaadhali yaaaru?
Kadi joke thathuvam
Erumbu ninaicha yar kalai vendumanalum kadikkalam.
Ana yar ninaichalum erumbu kalai kadikka mudiyathu.


Teacher and student Joke
Teacher:yenda naan varumpothu mattum kannadi podura?
Student:Doctor dhaan Thalaivali varumpodhu mattum kannadi poda sonnar!


Mappillai Joke
Maamanaar: Maapillai'kku kulandai manasu endreenga, adhukkaga ippdadiya?
Tharagar: Aen, enna panninaaru?
Maamanaar: Ponnu paarkkum bodhu, "maaama biscottu!!" venum endru tattula vachirunda biscuit packet'ta kaetkuraaru.
Author Crazy Tamil Joke
Man1: Avar thigil kadhai eludhu vaaru saridhan, aana adhukaaga ippadiya...
Man2: Aen, enna pannaaru?
Man1: Paena'la ink oothi eludhuradhukku badhila ratham oothi eludhuraaru.
Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher: A.B.C.D la motham ethana eluthukkal?
Student: 4 elthukkal sir.
Teacher: dai, A.B.C.D mattum illa, mothama sollu.
Student: 52 sir.
Teacher: enna 52nda?
Student: aammam sir, chinna a.b.c.d 26, periya A.B.C.D 26
Teacher: Whats your mother's name?
LKG student: Mummy
Crazy Doctor Joke
Doctor: Aen andha patient whistle adichhu kai thatikittu irukkaru?
Nurse: Operation panna theatre'kku ippam ponum endru sonna vidan avaru cinema theatre endru nenchikittaru.
Doctor Tamil Joke
Nurse: Aen doctor sogama irukkeenga?
Doctor: Innikku madiyam naan operation panna patient erandittaaru.
Nurse: Doctor, innaikku madiyam neenga pannadhu operation illa, adhu post mortem.
Doctor: Appam kaalai'la naan yarukku post mortem pannaen? Nurse: !!??!!??
Thalaivar Thondar Joke
Thondar1: Thalaivar enna, palaya paper kadaikku poi kittu irukkaru?
Thondar2: Naethu dhan makkal kitta irundhu manu vaanginaar la.

Joke 
Girl:-Oru Azhagana Kavithai Solluda..
Boy :-Unnai Kandadhum ennai marandhen..
Girl:-Appuram?
Boy:-Un thangai'yai kandadhum unnai'ye marandhen..!

Ippadium yosippom 
Oru payyan tanikulla viluntuddan,
avanoda body ellam tannikulla mulukiruchi but avanoda thala mattum tannila metakichi,
ennu teriyuma??
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enna avanukku romba thalakanam.
neenga eppadi.

Bus Stop Joke 
Man 1: Sir 53 E poieta?

Man 2: E pochu, ana yathuna E nu na yannalapa.

Man 1: ?

Rain joke 
oru paiyan mazhaila nenanjitu veetuku varum bothu tvan thalai veengirukku ..............why?


becoz avan kottra mazhaila nenanjaan

cell joke 
oruthar thannoda cell eduthukittu dentist'a paaka ponaaru why?



adhula "blue tooth " irukkannu check pannadhan..