Tamil Thathuvam

WISKEY'KUM , POISON'KUM YENNA DIFFERENCE?
WISKEY KUDICHA NAALU PERUKKU MUNNADI NAAMA AADUVOM! 
POISON KUDICHA NAMAKKU MUNNADI NAALU PER AADUVANGA.
 MOKKAI Thathuvam
irumal vanthaa irumurom,
aanaa kaaichal vanthaa kaachuramaa?

BY,
fever vanthaalum feel panaathor sangam.


Can even 
Solomon Pappayya can think of Tamil Thathuvam like these? 
Ticket vaangittu ulle pona adhu cinema theatre, 
ulle poyi ticket vaangina adhu operation theatre 
Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum, 
ava nelal karuppa dhan irukkum 
Elundirichadhukku apparam Good Morning sollallaam, 
aaana thoonganadhukku munnaadi Good night solla mudiyuma? 
Vaalkaiyula onnumae illana bore adikkum, 
Mandaiyila onnumae illana glare adikkum 
Kovil maniya namma adichha satham varum, 
kovil mani nammala adichha ratham varum 
Minnal paartha kannu poyirum, 
paarkalena minnal poyirum 
Neenga evvalavu dhan periya paruppa irundhalum, 
ungala vachu saambar panna mudiyadhu. 
Tea master evvalavu dhan lighta tea pottalum,
adhula irundhu velicham adikkadhu. 
Indraya Thathuvam:
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Idhudhan Vazhkai, kadaisiyil ondrum illai. 
Meenukku evalavu dhan neendha therijaalum,
adhukku meen kolumbula neendha theriyuma?