Tamil Lollu Jokes

Lollu Joke
Panchayat Thalaivar:
Unnai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.
Gounds:
Naan enna thiruthu'radhukku mark sheeta?

Funny Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Enga, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?
Gounds:
Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus
erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!

Timing Gounds Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Tamil Joke spoofing 7G Rainbow Colony
Cell Pesum vaarthaigal purivathillai
Kaathirunthal message varuvathillai
Oru murai anuppi, maru murai anuppa,
naan onrum kirukkan illai....
ennakku bill katta vazhiumillai...

girl friend irunthum, sms anuppa,
network coverage kidaipadhillai.....
customer care'rukku call panna,
badhil onnum kidaippadhillai....

orumurai than nan call seithal...
varukindra bill aval arivathillai....
irravinulum thinam pagalinilum....
karai-gindra balance therivathillai

Autokaaran Computer Tamil Joke Spoof
Sema Nakkal Comedy

Naan software-kaaran software-kaaran
naalum therinja pc-kaaran
mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran
internet-la java-kaaran
cut and pastu velaikkaaran
logic ulla moolaikkaaranda
naan yeppavumae
programmers'kku uravukkaaranda

Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

Project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu
bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu
review padapadakkum naeraththilae
Email window-vin oraththilae

Naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa
un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma
nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma softuware-u
C++'la code-u, Crash'um kooda agadhu.

naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran

backend-ula DB-kaaran
frontend-ula VB-kaaran
OS-ula NT-kaaran
Assembled PC-kkaaranda
naan internet-il
eppo'ludum browsing seivenda

Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen
Critical bug vandha, maattaennu solla maattaen
appappoe bore adichchaa Orkut'tayum
match nadanda CricInfo paar'thu'duvaen.

Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan
Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan

Actor Tamil Joke
Actor to fan: Indha padam nooru naal odum'nu enakku nambikkai irukku.
Fan: Nooru naal enna sir, aynooru naal'ae odum.
Actor: Enna sir comedy pannureenga.
Fan: Goyyaala!, mudhala yaaruda comedy pannunadhu?!

If TR tells old crow story
Dey ...
oru oorla irunthuchuda kakaa,
adhu paatti vadaiya suttuduchu sho-ka,

poi marathula ukanthiruchuda knack-a,
appa anga vanthiruchuda nari fluke-a!!

Apo nari kakaa pathu ketucham,,
"kakaa kakka black kakka,
un vadai koncham tha kakka"
Athuku kakaa solichu
"mamma mamma nari mamma
en muthuga konjam sori mamma" nu

Athuku kovapatta nari solicham,
"sambarla potta perungayam...
un vadai vendanda vengayam.."

Vetti Nakkal Joke vetti penne vetti penne vetti penne
vettithanamaa vettipayan thaan vettiya sutharen
project varaadhaa project varaadhaa
inimel inimel ennaku project varaadhaa