Tamil Jokes

Idhu oru kadi joke
Man1: Andha padam oodum theatre'la gate'ta therappadharkae 10 roovai lanjam tharanummaam!
Man2: Enna!, padathukku avalo koottamma?!!
Man3: Illa illa, idhu interval'la theatre'ra vittu veliya ooda gate'ta therap'padharkku...


Doctor Patient Kadi Joke
Doctor: Ungalikku idhukku munnadi eppayaavadhu mayakkam vandhuirukka?
Patient: Oru thadava vandhirukku doctor, neenga idhukku munnadi eppavvo enakku Bill thandappo


Politics Tamil Joke
Man1: Andha rowdiya area vittu velakki vaikka oru idea sollunga'nae
Gounds: Avana election'la nikka vacchu M.L.A 'va aakkirunga
Man2: Apparam?
Gounds: Adhutha anju varusha'thukku indha area pakkamae thalaya kaattamaattan paaru...


This is a Tamil Joke in English about politics
M.L.A: Naan unna-viradha'thukku poittu varraen'da
Son: Ayya! appam enakkum konjam juice kondu vaanga


Salesman Aruvai Blade Joke
Thuni-kadaikaarar: Indha thuni super quality sir, kiliyavae kiliyaadhu.
Gounds: Dai dubagoor!, apparam eppadi da enakku ondrai metre kilichhu tharap'pora?


Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher1: Aenga sir, andha kanakku vaathiyaar mela headmaster'kku romba kovam?
Teacher2: Pinna enna sir, exam paper'ra correct panna sonna, exam eludina student'a correct pannit'taaram.


Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka'nga?
Husband: irukku di
Wife: pei'ya paarthi'rukeengala?
Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu'kooda kudumbam'mae nadathi'kittu irukkaen...


Funny Joke in Tamil
Man1: Andha Dada'va train'la vitta'dhu thappa pochhu'nga.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Pinna ennanga, train'la aeri ukkanduttu, toilet munnadi chair
pottu, ulla pova thala ettana/oru roovai vasool pannuraaru.


Doctor and Patient Tamil Joke
Patient: Aenga doctor operation'kku munnadiyae fees vaangireenga?
Doctor: Operation apparam nee ticket vaangitta naa, appuram naa enna pannuradhu?

Joke 
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool.....