MOKKAYO MOKKAI

"Mokkayo Mokkai" is the ultimate list of Mokkais and still more Mega Mokkai Jokes. Indha mokkai jokes'a padichha engayavadhu sevurula poi muttikalam pola irukkum; so please take care.


kosu

Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:

aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:

yean theriuma?

athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.





kavithai

kangal pesinal "KADHAL ",

kanneer pesinal "NATPU",

panam pesinal "SONTHAM",

ellarum pesinal "ULAGAM",

nee mattum pesinal "LOOSU".

HOW IS IT ????







mokka joke

doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala

patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten

Submitted by anonymous on 25-Sep-2009

ABOUT EXAM

1ST BENCH STUDENTS:

HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.

2ND BENCH STUDENT:

MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.

3RD BENCH STUDENT:

MACHI CLEAR AGUM.

4TH BENCH STUDENT:

CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.

LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:

MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..

ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....





Thatuvamungo

Bus stop kitta wait panna bus varum,

But full stop kitta wait panna full varuma?





Erumbu elephant joke

erumbum elephantum otta panthaiyum vaithargalam.

erumbu elephant kaathil etho sonnatham elephant athai kettu keele vilunthadham. erumbu enne sonnathu?

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" nee keele viluntha naan unakku ratham tharein"





Teasing Super joke

Periya puyal kaatru,

minnal kottum gana mazhaiyil nee nadandhu sellum azhagai varnikkiran oru sila vaarthigalil

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Eruma madu epdi pogudhu paaru.





Crow Story

oru kakka innoru kakkakita oru ragasiyam sollucham athu enna theriyuma?

kaa kakka kaa kakka kaa kakka





TEASING

oru story

oru pattam poochi parakkuthu.





ethukku?



athu istam parakkuthu nee poi velaja paru.

7 kalutha vayasula kathai kekutha unakku!!!?





Mokkai Thathuvam

kasu irunda call taxi,

kasu illina namma kaal than taxi.





FUNNY

unkku oru maths test,

aala mara ilai 000.67,

arasa mara ilai 00.87

vepa mara ilai 89

kootina enna varum???



kuppa varum.







Mega Mokkai

Mottaiku helmet podalam,

aanal helmetuku mottai poda mudiyma.





Funny Mokkai

SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.

SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?

SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.





HUSBAND AND WIFE

HUSBAND- NA SETHUTA NEE ENNA PANNUVA?



WIFE- UNGA KUDAVE NAANUM SETHUDUVEN.



HUSBAN- JOSIYAKKARAN APPAVE SONNAAN, SETHALUM 'SANI' UNNAI VIDATHU'NU.









Rat Mokkai

Eliku pudikatha padipu ethu?





Theriyalaya?



Poriyeyal





Kadi Joke and Mokkai

Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu

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Ans: Yanai(Elephant)



Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum



He He He





Chutty Kadi Mokkai Joke

Sunday sandai podalam

But

Monday mandaya poda mudyuma

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Sema Mega Mokkai

Dosai mavula dosai sudalaam

chapathi mavula chapathi sudalaam

But,

kadalai mavula kadalai suda mudiyuma

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Submitted by Pragadheesh Cool on 15-Sep-2009

Unavu Kadi

Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different

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Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.





Cool Kadi

Muttai(Egg) idatha Paravai(Bird) ethu

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Ah Ah Ah



Aan Pravai(Male Bird).





Just a Joke ya !!

Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?

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vada America (south america)



Because there is vada (vadai)



Joke

police:ennaiya police station kulla maatta ottitu vanthurukka?

man:aiya samy inga nalla LAADAM kattu vanganu sonnanga athan samy.

police: ?





Musquito Mokkai

Cricket match paatthittu irundha musquito thideer nu setthu pocchu.why?



Because Indian team 'all out' aayiricchu



Opposite Mokkai

What is the opposite of Aravind Samy?

Aravind did not see me.
Bank Joke

Bank la potta cheque thaavuthu.,, Yen??

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Antha Cheque Bounce Aana Cheque ahm....



haa Haa Haa

Ethaum technical ah think pannuvor Sangam...



Mokkai Jokes

Enna Than Vaaikaal la Vaaiyum Kaalum irunthalum, athala pesa mudiyum ah?

illa atleast nadakka than mudiyum ah?



JOKES

On Singam pidari mudiya ellam vettita eppadi erukkum?



Asingama erukkum.