Lousy Tamil Jokes

Nakkal Tamil Joke
Man1: Aquarium Tankla irukkum en meenukku konjam pulu vendum. Engae kadaikkum?
Man2: Pakkathu theruvula ration kadai irukku. Anga kidaikkum.


Police Nakkal Joke
Man1: En payyan pirkaalathil oru police'karana dhan varuvan.
Man2: Edha vacchu sollureenga?
Man1: Diwali'kku thuppakki vaangi kodutha, vaanathai paarthu sudaran.


Doctor Patient Lollu
Patient: Thanks doctor sir, en operation'sana nalla padiya mudichiteenga.
Doctor: Adellam namma kailla illai, ellam iraivan seyal.
Patient: Appam fees'sai kovil undiyal'la potturitta?


Headmaster Tamil Joke
Headmaster aen plumber'ra vara solluraaru?
Question paper leak aayiricham!


Kitten and Kid Joke
Teacher: Endha maadhathil 28 naatkal ullana?
Student: Ella maadhathilum 28 naatkal ullan teacher.


Mokkai School Joke
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book'kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.


Sick Tamil Joke
Lady1: Nee pudhidaai vaangiya "nooru varundangal vaalvadhu eppadi" endra puthagam engae?
Lady2: En maaamiyaar padithivida poraanga endru adhai padithavidan palaya paper kadaiyil pottu vittaen.


Husband Wife Kadi Joke
Husband: Ennadi calendar'rai avvalavu nerama paarthukkittu irukka?
Wife: "Palli vilum palan"nai paarthu kittu irukkaen.
Husband: Konda naanum paarkiraen. Aaamaam palli enga vilundhadhu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta sambar'la.
Thalaivar Tamil Jokes
Namma thalaivar sutha vadi kattina muttalu.
Aenga?
Avarukku doctor pattam kodut'tadhukku, avar manaivikku nurse pattamum, machunan'nukku compounder pattamum kodukkanuma.
Aenga ponnu mudhal iravu'ma adhuvuma paal'lukku badhila, soda kondu pora?
Mappillai arasiyal-vaadhiyaam, adhan.
Thalaivarukku enna thideer endru hospital katturraaru?
Avarukku Doctor pattam kodukka poraangalam, adhan.
Thalaivaroda aruvadham kalyanathula sikkal.
Aen, enna aachhu?
Endha manaiviyoda kondaduvadhu endru dhan.


Astrologer Tamil Joke
Man1: Andha josiyar edhu sonnalum nadakkumaam.
Man2: Appadiya!? Appadi enna sonnaar?
Man1: Aaadu, maadu, koli.

Doctor Patient Joke 
Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum.
Patient: podrathu than podaringa.
Embrading desainla poo mathiri podunga.